Your world is crashing down around you. Some <expletive deleted> person has got into your precious WordPress web site and ruined it. You want revenge, sure. But what you really NEED is to get your site cleaned up and working again.
Here at Gecko Gully, we’ve cleaned up a LOT of web sites. WordPress and others (but we are best at WordPress). We know you don’t have time to read a long sales letter right now – you want action, and you want it now.
For $AU200, we will investigate the hack. You pay us up front, and we drop everything and work out what the problem is and whether we can fix it. If we can’t fix it, you get your money back (but we will give you a written report of what we found).
Assuming we can fix it (and we haven’t yet met a hack we can’t fix), we will give you a price on how much it will cost to get us to fix it. The price will be anywhere from $0 to $AU500, on top of the $AU200 you have already paid.
Worst case scenario is that we will work with your web hosting company and get a backup restored, assuming they have backups (why would you be with a hosting company that isn’t doing backups??). But most of the time we can clean things up for you without loss of data, get your site back up, and give you a list of the things you need to do to prevent it happening again.
And, for an extra charge we can hack-proof your WordPress site for you, to help stop it happening again.
So, what are you waiting for? Do you need help NOW or not? Fill in the form, and Get Gecko Gully.
Note: Gecko Gully is in Melbourne, Australia. Once you submit this form we will be notified by text message, so we will know about it and will be in touch as soon as possible. But if it is night time here that might not be till morning our time.