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38 Yahoo Questions That Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity


1. Only SERIOUS mermaid spells, please.

Only SERIOUS mermaid spells, please.

2. I believe the term is “little people”…

I believe the term is "little people"...

3. Where’s Bill Nye when you need him?

Where's Bill Nye when you need him?

4. That’s not how it works.

That's not how it works.

5. That’s not how it works!

That's not how it works!

6. THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

7. “You’re the tops. Love, Jesus”

"You're the tops. Love, Jesus"

8. Is this a trick question?

Is this a trick question?

9. I’m pretty sure that’s the cure for heartburn.

I'm pretty sure that's the cure for heartburn.

10. Yes. The answer is most definitely yes.

Yes. The answer is most definitely yes.

11. Nope. Only moose.

Nope. Only moose.

12. Wait. Wouldn’t that ruin your phone then?

Wait. Wouldn't that ruin your phone then?

13. I think you need a genie for that…

I think you need a genie for that...

14. Yeah, but, like, why?

Yeah, but, like, why?

15. THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU DID AND YOU KNOW IT!

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU DID AND YOU KNOW IT!

16. I think you’re confusing crocodiles with GAYtors.

I think you're confusing crocodiles with GAYtors.

17. He probably is…

He probably is...

18. I don’t even know where to begin with this one.

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

19. This question is a two-parter.

This question is a two-parter.

20. He’s clearly not trying hard enough.

He's clearly not trying hard enough.

21. You must be looking at city pigs.

You must be looking at city pigs.

22. So THAT’S why we rub Buddha’s belly…

So THAT'S why we rub Buddha's belly...

23. Well if that didn’t work…

Well if that didn't work...

24. See, this is why we can’t trust microwaves.

See, this is why we can't trust microwaves.

25. Only if you’re willing to trust a microwave.

Only if you're willing to trust a microwave.

26. Sounds like you have a broken cat.

Sounds like you have a broken cat.

27. All your gravity are belong to us.

All your gravity are belong to us.

28. Wait. He wasn’t born from bats?

Wait. He wasn't born from bats?

29. Which one?

Which one?

30. Oh, most definitely.

Oh, most definitely.

31. You have to wash the dirt first, duh!

You have to wash the dirt first, duh!

32. I’m pretty sure that’s the only way to tell…

I'm pretty sure that's the only way to tell...

33. Define “tiny roll.”

Define "tiny roll."

34. You idiot! You have to recycle that!

You idiot! You have to recycle that!

35. It’s a new family tradition!

It's a new family tradition!

36. You’re asking the wrong question.

You're asking the wrong question.

37. Paging Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Paging Neil deGrasse Tyson.

38. The m-word.

The m-word.

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