How many readers of a Facebook Page does it take to change a light bulb?

ANSWER:

• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light
  bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs
  and how the light bulb could have been changed
  differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
  changing light bulbs.
• 41 to correct the spelling/grammar flames.
• 6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light
  bulb.”
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the
  proper term is “lamp.”
• 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different
  light bulbs.
• 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post
  because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
• 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
• 44 to ask, “What is an FAQ?”
• 2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the
  result of a government conspiracy.
• 4 to say, “Didn’t we go through this already a short
  time ago?”
• 43 to say, “Do a Google search on light bulbs.”
• 1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from
  now and start it all over again.