A KFC marketing consultant gained an audience with the Pope, and offered him a million dollars if he would change “The Lord’s Prayer” from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily chicken.” The Pope refused the offer.
Two weeks later, the consultant offered the Pope 10 million dollars to change it from “give us this day our daily bread”to “give us this day our daily chicken” and again the Pope refused the generous offer.
Another week later, the consultant offered the Pope $20 million, and finally the Pope accepted.
The following day, the Pope briefed his staff.
“I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we have just received a check for $20 million. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!”